Vick heading back to court. So I guess Mike Vick is getting state charges, even though he's already pled guilty to the federal charges. This is kind of like having your dead corpse sodomized after chopping your own head off with a chainsaw. Yeah, it sucks, but it's probably not real high up on your list of worries.
JaMarcus the Hut is activated. although "active" doesn't really describe him. I guess that should read, JaMarcus the Hut carefully placed on game day roster, so as not to knock over his banana split."
Deuce is done for the year. This is debilitating injury numero deuce for McCallister, and if you've said to yourself, "hey, the Saints couldn't possibly get any worse, right?" You've been answered. Reggie bush has been putting in extra wind sprints, in anticipation of sprinting for the sidelines 25 times a game as a feature back.
Larry Johnson is whining. No shit, says the crowd. He isn't as good as last year, despite being a lot richer. He doesn't like that. He says football coaching is easy, like checkers, and not hard, like chess. I was really good at Chutes and Ladders.
Griese is starting. As I'm sure John Clayton is quick to remind you, Brian Griese is a huge upgrade at QB over Rex Grossman, who looks like a cross between Eakian from Summer School and that retard from Something About Mary. No, I haven't seen your baseball, Rex. Who am I kidding? Everyone reading this post is on the floor laughing, because they read "Brian Griese is a huge upgrade..." and just lost it. Right? Moving on...
This doesn't have anything to do with football, but it is definitely the worst thing you will ever read. Ever. Somewhere, Mike Vick sees a business opportunity!
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The Saints also lost Jason David for a month, however, I'm not sure of that actually hurts or helps them.
i'm sure losing david will hurt the saints. as bad as he is, imagine how bad his backup is.
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