John Clayton Has High Standards

This guy here is ESPN reporter weenie John Clayton, or at least it would be if John Clayton was interesting enough to warrant animation. And if he was doing a sexy dance move. Here is a quote from his not at all premature "Winners and Losers" column about the offseason:

"Although there is no guarantee he will start, Garcia gives Jon Gruden a type of quarterback he hasn't had since Brian
Griese was with the Bucs."

Whew! Talk about setting someone up to fail. There is no way Jeff Garcia will be able to live up to the huge looming shadow of being compared to legendary football superstar Brian Griese. Too bad, Garcia. You can blame John Clayton when the rabid Tampa area media starts calling for the return to the halcyon days of Bruce Gradkowski.

Oh- and now that Garcia and Christina Simms are on the same roster, I think it's high time the Bucs go back to this more fitting logo: