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Cruising the trey dubs for rad shit

I'm generally not big on links, because I'm pretty lazy and also self-centered, but here's some stuff that shouldn't go unnoticed. None of this shit has anything to do with football. Through my Magic Mirror, I see all the boys and girls out there! Especially the girls. If they're not wearing shirts. But I don't link to those. Perverts.

• I know lots of people are busy saluting the troops, or teachers, or firefighters who rescue puppies, but those guys are all bitches. This guy is the one who is the greatest hero of all. He deserves way more than a stupid internet link. He deserves the Nobel prize for Chemistry.
• If that other guy deserved the Nobel Prize for Chemistry, then this guy definitely deserves the Nobel Prize for Physics. I'm especially fond of the Gravity Death Log. (note- this is old)
  
• This is an article called Crying Over Spilled Semen so you know it's awesome. I'm trying to use this info to make up a new pick up line for the bars. So far, I think I'm going with (said in my best Professor Farnsworth voice): "Good news, everybody! It's also a suppository!"
  
• This makes me happy, because it's yet another step toward my goal to create a robot army and take over the world.
• This is the greatest movie in the history of movies.