Because if you drink enough of it, you decide it's a great idea to do awesome stuff like buy this off of ebay. It's way awesomer than buying a Darius Watts jersey, which will set you back SEVENTY BONES.
Note- if you don't believe me, then you don't know me well enough. I consider one of the great tragedies in my life my decision to bypass purchasing a Maurice Clarett Broncos jersey for $10. I have purchased ProSet Musicards and medals for the Special Olympics off of ebay. Yes, I have a problem.
My goal is to create an entire Bronco motif for game day. It would include Broncos Zubaz, my new Van Pelt jersey, a whole shit load of Icy Cold Coors Light, and a Champ Bailey Fathead. Once again, I am not joking.
Note- if you don't believe me, then you don't know me well enough. I consider one of the great tragedies in my life my decision to bypass purchasing a Maurice Clarett Broncos jersey for $10. I have purchased ProSet Musicards and medals for the Special Olympics off of ebay. Yes, I have a problem.
My goal is to create an entire Bronco motif for game day. It would include Broncos Zubaz, my new Van Pelt jersey, a whole shit load of Icy Cold Coors Light, and a Champ Bailey Fathead. Once again, I am not joking.
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