Picking Off Some Scraps

There's absolutely nothing going on, and that's probably going to be the case until July 28th, which is the reporting date for training camp. That said, this little nugget did come across my desk (okay, not really, but don't be a dick about it. jeez):

"The Chiefs have a willing trade partner for Wesley in the Denver Broncos. The
teams have agreed on terms of draft-choice compensation, but the Chiefs have yet
to sign off on the deal in fear of sending him to a division rival."

Um, what? This is the same Greg Wesley who managed a whopping 67 tackles, 3 interceptions, and 4 passes defensed last year for the Chiefs. To put that in perspective, Nick Ferguson had 79 tackles, 5 interceptions, and 3 passes defensed in 2005, the last year he was healthy. Now recall that Nick Ferguson sucked that year. Last year, Greg Wesley had 5 assists. FIVE. From a free safety. That tells me that he doesn't exactly swarm to the ball, and 4 passes defensed does nothing to indicate that he's a force in pass coverage. you know what else tells me that he's no good? The fact that Kansas City ranked 2 spots behind Denver in total defense and wants to get rid of him. That sounds exactly like the addition I want to my team. Especially considering Shanahan was telling anyone who would listen that Denver didn't draft a safety because there was no one who would make the team, and basically going up and down about the depth in the secondary. Yes, let's add Greg Wesley to that depth.

A safety rotation of Wesley, Ferguson, and Lynch sounds exactly like something the Broncos would do, however. For reference, see the Browncos defensive lineman. To Denver's front office, a whole shitload of mediocre absolutely equals just enough good. It's like my buddy who brags about dating three chicks at once, until you realize one of them is fat, the other one's fat and annoying, and the third one's a retard. "Yes, but I'm still nailing three chicks!" Oh yeah, well I'm nailing one, but I'm not ashamed to be seen with her in public, she doesn't need a sippy cup to keep from spilling all over herself, and she makes awesome sandwiches, so who's the real winner here? As usual- me.

I guess this is a pretty unsubstantiated rumor, but the internet: unsubstantiated rumor :: my ex girlfriend is to: STD's, meaning they are both conduits of spreading like crazy. Yeah, Gina, I'm talking about you. Bitch. Also, if you didn't get all the dots up there- go take the SAT's. Dumbass.