According to this article, autopsy results on Damien Nash came back inconclusive. Now, I may have gotten my medical degree from a doctor school that advertises on the wall of a strip club men's room, but that doesn't make the wild conclusions I jump to any less valid. So let's examine some facts:- Damien Nash died because his heart stopped. He didn't get shot in the neck. No one chopped his head off. He didn't step on a mine, and he wasn't eaten by a shark or mauled by a bear. His heart stopped beating, he fell over. The end
- His heart stopped while he was playing in a charity basketball game. A charity basketball game for his brother. His brother who had to have a heart transplant because of congenital heart problems.
- Congenital means inherited. Inherited from the same bloodline that also spawned Damien.
- Congenital heart problems + heart failure= Damien Nash died.
Ta Da! Take that, "accredited" medical schools! In fact, some might say that this is no story at all. Others might say that it must be a really slow news day around Bronco-land....um, shut up. Dick.
2 comments:
I got my degree at Upstairs Medical College
Im the one dissenting doctor in the "9 out of 10 doctors agree" you see in commercials. Those other doctors usually rough me up after that.
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