Jeez, the perfect storm of a slow news cycle and a busy real world has resulted in unfortunate lag time to updates here. I'd like to draw your attention to the above photograph. It's from the current front page of si.com, from an article about Michael Vick being a horrible person. I honestly have no idea what's been said about the situation, but I'd still like to throw my 2 cents in. Is it about Clinton Portis being an idiot? nope. It's about this here house. First, notice the unkempt yard, complete with pathetic looking bird bath. Next, check out the full court basketball court, a requisite for any pro athlete. Now check just below the court on the far left.
WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC-ASS REDNECK HAS A PROPERTY THAT SIZE AND STILL HAS A SORRY-ASS ABOVE GROUND POOL? If I was Mike Vick, I'd be screaming to the media- "naw, man, that's where I stage dogs fight. And sometimes midget fights. Next summer, I might raise baby turtles in there. That ain't no above ground pool." Unless that above ground pool regularly features lime jello and backwoods Virginia girls with low self esteem looking to make an extra twelve dollars, there is absolutely no excuse for an above ground pool.
3 comments:
C'mom Hallux, you know Mr Mexico can't put in a normal pool; there's way too many dog carcasses in the ground that would impede excavation.
That entire property is pretty ghetto for an NFL player. How can there not be a garage?
+1 commish
Come on Juan, you know EXACTLY why he has an above ground pool. Its because black people have that extra muscle in the back of their legs that make them suck as swimming. DUH!
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