So I just read that Michael Vick donated $10,000 to Virginia Tech victims. That's super awesome, but I think he could've done better. I'm no math major, but the way that breaks down in my head- $10,000 equals 1/10,000 of the $100,000,000 contract he got to throw incomplete passes and win 6 games a year. In other news, I donated 1/10,000 of my salary to the city, when I left a parking meter 4 minutes before my time was up, so obviously me and Michael Vick are real humanitarians. And we're both left handed! But I don't have herpes, so I win. I think I saw that on a bumper sticker once: He who Doesn't Have Herpes Wins. Sorry, Mike Vick.
photo to come whenever I get around to it. Right now I'm very busy. Is this the night Sanjaya goes home? What crappy song will the contestants butch in creating an extremely awkward Ford commercial? I'm on the edge of my seat!
craptacular update- It's I Ran, by Flock of Seagulls
awesomer update- Sanjaya went home, so our long national nightmare is over.
oh yeah, and that picture's from the Onion.
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