To absolutely no acclaim, Pro Space Football Season kicked off in Europe. I was going to write about how the Broncos allocations did, but there's not much to report. No, seriously- It's all here. Snooze.
I've decided I should probably have a favorite team, so I chose the Amsterdam Admirals, mostly because I can mail in jokes like "Something something do drugs and watch live sex shows." The end. I also picked them because they have a cheerleader who looks like this:
and I'll root for anyone who looks like Lita Ford. The Admirals cheerleaders are obviously the ugliest women in Amsterdam, but that's okay, because I can something something do drugs and watch a sex show. See how easy this is!
In other Pro Space Football news, the Admirals lost to something called the Rhein Fire, which sounds like a medieval STD, and Carlton Brewster, whom I'm pretty sure did my taxes last year, leads the league in receiving. Former Bronco Jittery Smurf (aka Quentin Griffin) rushed 10 times for a whopping 32 yards. That's a lot better than it sounds, because I did the math and if he were normal sized and just fell forward at the end of his runs, he would've gained at least 40 yards.
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