That guy right there is Reggie Nelson, in one of his many guest starring roles as Dwight on Futurama. Reggie carries the nickname "The Eraser" and he takes utter glee in granting wide receivers permanent entry onto the Troy Aikman Cavalcade of Concussion Wobbled Stars, w
hich can currently be seen in Branson, Missouri. Okay, so maybe this other guy on the right is the actual Reggie Nelson, but I prefer my version. Reggie is as adept in coverage as he is in run support, and was the best player on the National Champion last year. He also blocks kicks, intercepts passes, causes fumbles, rescues old greyhounds, solves world hunger and fights Lex Luthor in the battle over who runs Metropolis. In short, Reggie Nelson is the guy I would very much like the Broncos to draft, since he is the two way safety Denver hasn't had since, um, ever (sorry, Le-lo Lang). We also know he looks classy in orange and blue. You know what? Fuck it. Watch this:
Reggie Nelson's (obvious) theme song mp3- Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
hich can currently be seen in Branson, Missouri. Okay, so maybe this other guy on the right is the actual Reggie Nelson, but I prefer my version. Reggie is as adept in coverage as he is in run support, and was the best player on the National Champion last year. He also blocks kicks, intercepts passes, causes fumbles, rescues old greyhounds, solves world hunger and fights Lex Luthor in the battle over who runs Metropolis. In short, Reggie Nelson is the guy I would very much like the Broncos to draft, since he is the two way safety Denver hasn't had since, um, ever (sorry, Le-lo Lang). We also know he looks classy in orange and blue. You know what? Fuck it. Watch this:Reggie Nelson's (obvious) theme song mp3- Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
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