Tank Tyler is Scary

Welcome to the first of probably many (more likely one) profiles for potential upcoming draft picks. First up is the angry looking black guy pictured right where ever that picture shows up on the page. He's Tank Tyler, from North Carolina State, and he plays defensive tackle. He scares me for several reasons, most of which involve me being scared of anyone who goes by the name Tank. As a skinny and slow weakling who enjoys making fun of other people, this just seems like good business practice. Also, he claims that he can bench press 525 pounds. I'm going to have to spray that claim with a healthy coating of shenanigans. At that weight, shouldn't he have just been grabbing opposing centers and hurling them overhand into the quarterback?

Another potential red flag is that he comes from North Carolina State, who sent 3 defensive lineman to the NFL's first round last year, so Tyler would round out the front four. That's not a problem in and of itself, except for the fact that NC State is a not so good team from a not so good conference. That's kind of like the entire cast of Reba getting nominated for Emmy Awards.Something there's got to give.

That said, I've never actually seen Tank Tyler play, so he might be very good, but then again, he might not. How's that for some draft prospect insight?

Tank Tyler's theme song mp3- Strength by Zebrahead

Oh yeah, and when I was doing an image search for "tank tyler" this picture came up:

I'm guessing that's a different Tank Tyler.