So the first depth chart was posted Monday, and there's not much surprise. My favorite part was Darrell Hackney being listed as the 3rd QB. I love Darrell Hackney. He's fucking adorable. He's 6' 140 lbs. To put that into perspective- 1st round pick-, and defensive end- Jarvis Moss is 250 lbs. And 6 inches taller. Hackney is like Rohan Davey Jr. I hope he makes the teams and ends up blowing up the wedge on kickoffs or something.
Otherwise, we've got Mike Bell in the third string running back spot, behind eminently disposable Cecil Sapp. I really hate the running back depth. Chances are, Henry's going to miss a game or two, and Denver has no one backing him up. Something called Andre Hall is listed as 4th, right in front of Big Money favorite Selvin Young. Possibly most disconcerting is Quincy Morgan listed as the top Kick Returner and also listed at about 8th on the wide out list. Tat means we're wasting a roster spot, when that roster spot could be going to another tight end (ZING!)
Defensively- man, I've got to admit- I kind of like the defensive tackle rotation. Tose fatsos had better work their damn asses off, but we have four guys to fill 2 spots, all of who are legit, and one of whom (Marcus Fucking Thomas) is going to be a (non-stoned) superstar. He reminds me of Warren Sapp, both in penetration ability (that's what she said) and pot smoking predilection (remember- Sapp dropped as far as he did for testing positive for the demon weed before the draft). Otherwise, Ilike seeing Big Black Cox and Hamza the Hammer backing up at safety- at the very least (VERY least), they'll destroy on special teams. The linebacker depth, shall we say, disturbs me. Bcause there isn't any.
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Otherwise, we've got Mike Bell in the third string running back spot, behind eminently disposable Cecil Sapp. I really hate the running back depth. Chances are, Henry's going to miss a game or two, and Denver has no one backing him up. Something called Andre Hall is listed as 4th, right in front of Big Money favorite Selvin Young. Possibly most disconcerting is Quincy Morgan listed as the top Kick Returner and also listed at about 8th on the wide out list. Tat means we're wasting a roster spot, when that roster spot could be going to another tight end (ZING!)
Defensively- man, I've got to admit- I kind of like the defensive tackle rotation. Tose fatsos had better work their damn asses off, but we have four guys to fill 2 spots, all of who are legit, and one of whom (Marcus Fucking Thomas) is going to be a (non-stoned) superstar. He reminds me of Warren Sapp, both in penetration ability (that's what she said) and pot smoking predilection (remember- Sapp dropped as far as he did for testing positive for the demon weed before the draft). Otherwise, Ilike seeing Big Black Cox and Hamza the Hammer backing up at safety- at the very least (VERY least), they'll destroy on special teams. The linebacker depth, shall we say, disturbs me. Bcause there isn't any.
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Now playing: Pharoahe Monch - Body Baby
via FoxyTunes
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