Sam Speaks

Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Adams. I'm a new Broncos lineman guy. We just started camp. Training Camp. So far it's going pretty good. Me and the other old guys, like, um, fast cornerback, annoying white guy, and Scrooge- we only have to play one practice a day, but everyone else has to play 2 practices. I think it's cause we're so good. But I'm not real sure, because that white guy's not so good. I don't even know what position he plays. Maybe kicker.

You know who I think is good so far? Marcus Thomas. He can do a back flip. Not even off the high dive at the YMCA or anything. Just off the ground. I wish I could do a backflip. But I can't. I tried, and I just fell on my back. Then I couldn't get up for like ten minutes. 2 other guys had to help me up.

I really wish I had some ribs now. Ribs or chicken. Do they make chicken ribs? Because those are my 2 favorite things. I should invent chicken ribs. I'll call it Rib Stickin' Ribs of Chicken. That's a good name. I found this on the internet. It's called Bacon Salt. And there motto is "everything should taste like bacon." They're right. I'm gonna use Bacon Salt on my Rib Stickin' Ribs of Chicken. I ordered the sampler pack. I haven't got it yet, but I'm pretty excited. One of their quotes is, "Why have fries, when you can have bacon fries?" That's a pretty good point.

You know what I'm gonna put Bacon Salt on first? Bacon. Doesn't that just blow your mind? Yeah- me too. Maybe pie. Bacon pie sounds pretty good.

Alright, I'm gonna go now. It's time to haze the rookies. It's my turn to beat Jarvis Moss with a sock full of tangerines.