So I had to come up with one reason that Denver is better than San Diego. I picked this picture of some lesbians. Otherwise San Diego pretty much rules. Unfortunately, they also have a coach named Norv, so they really have nowhere to go but down. Last year they were the best team in the conference, but they sucked in the playoffs, because Mart Schottenheimer is their coach, and Marty Schottenheimer always sucks in the playoffs. San Diego upper management rectified this situation by sending Marty and his grandma glasses packing, and hiring Norv Turner, thus ensuring that the Chargers will never again get the chance to suck in the playoffs.
In all seriousness, I think that Norv was hired to mentor Philip Rivers for a year. They'll fire him next year and hire someone better. Remember- you heard it here first. Or maybe you heard it somewhere else before this. How the hell do I know?
The Chargers have done pretty much nothing this offseason, signing absolutely no free agents from other teams, while allowing Donnie Edwards (KC), Steve Foley, Terrence Kiel, Ryan Krause, Keenan McCardell, and Aaron Shea to leave. None of those guys are great, and only Edwards and McCardell are even remotely good. Michael Turner might also get traded, for way too much, which means San Diego will once again be loaded with talent. But look on the bright side- at least we don't have those lesbians from up top!
Also, they have stupid new uniforms that look like something off the set of Battlestar Galactica. If the same guy were to design the Bengals uniforms, I would fully expect them to look like this: (ed. note- once again, if you get that reference, you are awesome).
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