Sorry about That Last Post

Ugh. I just could not look at myself in the mirror if I left the travesty of a post below at the top of the page. Unacceptable. Instead, I'll direct your attention to the merchandise page for the ACTUAL Denver Bronco Cheerleaders. There are some interesting items up for sale. There's the 2007 Calendar:

which is all well and good, but you can also buy the 2006 calendar:

which is really just confusing. Why would I want a calendar for last year? Nostalgia?

"Ooh look, Rick, remember the 14th of September? I made a pot roast!"
“That pot roast was dry. Why do you always ruin good meat with a crock pot, Elise?”
“Like you could tell the difference. Who puts ketchup on a steak? Where were you
raised, a truck stop?”
“Maybe if the steak’s weren’t so fucking dry, I wouldn’t need ketchup.”
“Fine, cook your own dinner.”
“Maybe I will.”
“Good”
“Alright then.”
“Well then get to it.”
....................
...........“um, honey? Why won’t the stove turn on?”
“You’re a real ass, you know that Rick?”

Or maybe that was just at my house. The point is- no one needs last year's calendar. They also sell headshots of the various cheerleaders, which is almost as confusing, because that's about the last part of the cheerleader I'm interested in. The headshot is like the wing in a bucket of chicken. It's nice to have around, but I'll fiddle with that after I'm done with the breasts and thighs...

...um, except something that sounds less liscivious. We're talking chicken here, people. Also, headshots are pretty superfluous, since you can download their pictures yourself. also available is a poster, which seems only useful if you're a 13 year old boy and your mom won't let you put up one of those posters they sell at Spencer Gifts that say something like "Got Milk?" and show some topless chick covering up with jugs of milk. Not that I wanted that poster. No, I was plenty happy with the poster of a kitten hanging from a tree branch telling me to "Hang In There!"

The best thing they sell are the junior cheerleader outfits. I don't think it's a coincidence that those are the only things that are sold out. I myself have 3 on backorder. When they arrive, I'm buying a bucket of chicken, a bottle of whiskey, and calling some ladies with self esteem issues.

ed. note- as soon as they drop the knowledge on the 2007 squad, expect some serious hotnesss 'round this blog, as I've got some really boss ideas for posts.