Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Oct 7 San Diego 4:15pm
Hey, thanks a ton, NFL. The week after Denver faces the best QB in the league and reigning Super Bowl Champs, we get The best running back, tight end, and pass rusher in the league and reigning regular season AFC champs.

Things like this (and the argument that John Elway is the only Hall of Fame Bronco) are the reason paranoid Broncos fans always bitch about some shadowy conspiracy that the league hates Denver. Then I respond by saying, "shut up and leave me alone, you boring bastard" and some pushing and shoving ensues and then someone gets cracked over the head with an empty bottle that formerly featured icy cold Coors Light and I'm getting thrown out of the bar bodily by (like 5 or 6, because I'm super tough) bouncers. All because of... um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah- the Chargers, I think. Well I gave them a full write up here.

But this game is at home, and Denver usually manages at least a split, and by now the Chargers still won't have adapted to Norv Turner's motivational speeches, which, as far as I can tell, consist of, "Hey, who parked in my space again? Kaeding? Was it you again? Not cool, man. Not cool." So let's call this a win and say 4-1 at this point in the season.

Oh yeah, and I had a real hard time picking from the embarrassment of riches that are the hot Charger Girls, so eventually I just picked a generic one of a Charger Girl in a costume of some sort. Girl Scout, maybe? Irish stripper? At any rate, I highly encourage you to click here. And you're probably going to want some loose fitting pants. Unless you're a chick. then you should get whatever that costume is and send me pictures.

1 comment:

@slushygutter said...

The key about this game is the wk5 factor; SD's coaches will be getting to know the team. Norv Turner doesn't scare anyone except skin-care professionals.

Im saying that she's a Keebler elf. I always knew there was some skanless ish going on in that tree.