ESPN Sucks.

With the NFL draft fast approaching, I just want to express my gratitude that it will be broadcast on NFL Network this year. First, I don't have to see Mel Kiper. Second, there's little or no chance I'll be subjected to this:

again. Those intro videos were easily the most uncomfortable things I have ever witnessed. Uncomfortable for me, that is, because the players looked completely comfortable. And why wouldn't they? Of course Michael Huff appears completely natural wearing night vision goggles! The only guy who didn't look comfortable was, unsurprisingly, Jay Cutler, who was dressed up like a Brokeback Quarterback. He looked like a puppy looks when you try to dress it up in antlers and a re nose for a Christmas photo. His cowboy hat brought back memories of one of the Howies from the Backstreet Boys. You know which one- the edgy one, with the tattooos. Who always wore stupid leapord print cowboy hats and shit.

Oh shut up.

At any rate- I wish I could have found the rest of them, because these are priceless. And horrifying. Although I would like to see Gumbel in one of those videos.