Calvin Johnson is the Nemesis Enforcer

Google Image Search sucks. All i wanted to find was a nice big full body shot of Nemesis Enforcer, a character (and subsequent toy), who appeared in the GI Joe Movie. That abomination on the left was the best I could find. What the damn good is the internet if I can't find pictures of obscure 80's cartoon characters?

Whatever. Well Nemesis Enforcer is the baddest ass Mofo ever invented by the Mattel corp. or whoever it was who exploited kids' stupidity by selling them action figures. He could fly and lift up Humvees over his head and rip open steel doors using the long sharp talons on is forearms. Calvin Johnson can do all of those things, I think, but Calvin Johnson can also catch the dying quails propelled though the air by Reggie Ball, something Nemesis Enforcer has yet to prove he can do.

If you listen to or read any NFL talking head (or writing hand,I guess), then you know that Calvin Johnson is the greatest player ever to come out of college ever and will undoubtedly win Rookie of the Year, MVP, Super Bowl MVP, and vanquish Satan from the hearts of fans for whichever team drafts him.

Calvin Johnson's theme song mp3- Superstar, by Novy vs Eniac