Brady Quinn is for the ladies

As hard as it is to believe- that's not me. It's actually Brady Quinn. I'm having trouble concentrating right now (for not at all comfortable reasons), so I'm going to break him down in bullet point:

• Height- perfect
• Weight- ripped
• Eyes- dreamy
• Hair- tousled
• Arm- have you got your tickets yet?

He also bench pressed 225 pounds 20-something times at the combine, which will come in handy if he gets drafted by the Lions and has to play behind former Broncos matador George Foster, because the bench press nicely mimics the movements necessary to push Kabeer Gbaja- Biamljdsfh7a off of your battered sweaty rippling chest (sorry- still distracted) .

Brady Quinn's theme song mp3- Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones