Sep 16 Oakland 4:15pm
I've already written about how sucky the Raiders are, so I'll do my best not to sound redundant. I was going to post a picture of one of those douchebags who wears spiky shoulder pads and paints his face, just to illustrate the fact that those guys are douchebags, but then I remembered that it's a scientific fact that all Raiders fans are douchebags, so I just used a picture of that girl, who may or may not be an actual Raiders cheerleader. The fact is that this picture popped up on Google Image Search when I typed in Raiders cheerleader, and another fact is that my pants suddenly got a bit snugger, and that's all I really needed to know.
What was I talking about? Oh right- the Raiders or something. My buddy Jewger thinks that Lane Kiffin is going to be the worst coach in the history of football. I countered by saying "Art Shell." and then he would counter with some insider info about Kiffin being hated at USC, and I would counter by saying "ART SHE-ELLLLL" in a kind of sing songy voice, so I think we both had pretty solid arguments.
This is Denver's home opener, against a hated rival who sucks right now, on what will likely be a very pleasant fall day. What more could a Broncos fan want? You'll also get to see the number one pick in the draft, whomever that may be. Oakland also features Tyler Brayton, who might be the ugliest human since Vaughn Johnson.
This should be a 2-0 start to say the least.
1 comment:
When I see your Art Shell argument all typed out, I begin to understand your side of things better. You make a good point. But, I can't help but think the best way to determine the worse coach is to make Art Shell an assistant coach at USC. Then, next year, after Shell and Kiffin have both been fired, they could go on the road with a Vaudeville act in which Baby Kiffin asks Papa Shell if he can get a fake ID to buy his first beer, only to have Papa Shell look at him blankly for 3 hours.
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