Ted Ginn Jr. Makes Speedy Gonzalez Look Like Regular Gonzalez

Thanks, Philip J. Fry! He also apparently, loves cheese, according to the picture on the left. Here's what I know about Ted Ginn- my brother Tito likes him. He also got an ouchie on his foot by celebrating a touchdown, which is about the dumbest way to get an injury, according to Martin Gramatica and Gus Frerotte. He runs real fast but isn't the consistent receiving threat one would expect to find in the high middle of the first round, which is where he's expected to get drafted.

I'd like to see him get picked up by Atlanta, where he and Vick and Dunn would be crazy fun to watch, Vick could just chuck the ball up as far as he could and Ginn could run under it. Or they could just run a bunch of Harlem Globetrotter triple reverses or something. I see the Falcons offense looking a lot like the end of the Benny Hill Show:

Ted Ginn Jr's theme song mp3- Fastest Rhyme, by Young MC

Oh, and if Ted Ginn is Speedy Gonzalez, then newly signed Falcons wideout Joe Horn is undoubtedly Slowpoke Rodriguez: