tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388908162024-03-13T23:05:08.778-07:00Big Money, No WhammiesA Denver Bronco-centric blog with the title of a game show catch phrase. It has nothing to do with game shows and only a little to do with the Broncos.Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.comBlogger159125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-85577095757983753412007-11-23T19:07:00.000-08:002007-11-24T06:21:02.000-08:00I think I'm done.<br /><br />I just don't have the time to continue the blog.<br /> Thanks to everyone who reads this. It's been great.Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-85139173605124061752007-10-30T18:54:00.000-07:002007-10-30T19:08:10.737-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Much Like The Broncos' Offense, </span></span><br /></div><br />I'm taking this week off. I watched the game. I wasn't pleased. I also chose a job which had the primary responsibilities of playing on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">internet</span> and talking to the cute Asian chick around the corner. Unfortunately, my boss had the audacity to (GASP!) <span style="font-style: italic;">promote </span>me, so I'm forced to spend this week learning new shit and figuring out how to goof off and write about sports on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">internet</span>. The nerve of my boss. THIS WILL NOT STAND I TELL YOU. She should have just given me a raise and then not made me do stuff, because I was promoted based on my merits, and my strongest merits are screwing off and looking handsome in my business casual clothes- which enhance, but don't flaunt- my figure.<br /><br />At any rate- if I get a chance, I'll dump something up later this week about the big CU wins (at Texas Tech, scoring 5* linebacker Jon Major), and the Broncos' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">crapfest</span>. for more info- check the sidebar, because those guys are pretty sweet.Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-15136584177791136732007-10-23T18:11:00.000-07:002007-10-23T18:43:14.699-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/well-i-definitely-didnt-see-that-coming.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Well I Definitely Didn't See That Coming</span></span></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">And if you say you did, you're a damn liar. I'm not talking about the win. I'm talking about Pittsburgh completely abandoning the run game despite facing the worst run defense in the world. Doesn't it seem like a lot of NFL coaches outsmart themselves? It's like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Shanahan</span> running the up back into the line in the red zone. "We don't want o do what they would EXPECT or anything" Well, who gives a shit if the opposition expects it, if they can't stop it?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >BIG MONEY:</span><br /><ul><li>Dre <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Bly</span>. One pick, and what should have been three more despite playing on a bum shoulder.<br /></li><li>Jay Cutler. The picks don't really bug me. As I've said before, I pretty much expect one or 2 piss poor decisions a game. But he did a good job avoiding the outside rush and getting the ball to his weapons, his biggest of which (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Javon</span> Walker) wasn't active. And what about that run? Hilarious. I nicknamed Cutler "I think I can" during that run. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Chugga</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">chugga</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">chugga</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">chugga</span>...<br /></li><li>The lines. Both of them were pretty good. The O-line is decimated by injuries but did a generally good job in pass protection (not so much in the run game). The defensive line was getting consistent pressure all night (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Dumervil</span> most of all), even though <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Roethlisberger</span> did a pretty good job moving around in the pocket. I keep reading about how the Broncos finally started blitzing, but I didn't see it. As John Madden reminded you on every play, Denver played a lot of cover 2 with the linebackers dropping into coverage. Most of the pressure came from up front.</li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >WHAMMIES OF THE WEEK:</span><br /><ul><li>The prevent defense. Has there ever been anything in the world that failed more consistently than the prevent defense? Why do teams continue to use it? Cowardice is the only answer.</li><li>Dan Graham. He had one great catch and a nice block <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">downfield</span>, but he was pretty pathetic in pass protection.</li><li>John Lynch. He is an embarrassment. A big personal foul and another week of consistently coming in after he play to do little more than help up the opposing ball carrier (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">heh</span>- ball carrier).</li><li>Arsonists. Seriously- pretty much all of Southern California is on fire, an a lot of them were purposely set. I understand crimes like theft. Who wouldn't want a free <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Escalade</span>? But crimes like arson and vandalism just seem pointless to me. You don't get anything for it, and it causes a lot of problems. Do you just hate California? Because <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">SoCal</span> is a pretty chill spot. We've got the porn capitol of the world (AKA my bedroom. At least that's what your mom said), we've got sweet beaches and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">USC</span> song girls and Randy's Donuts. there's no reason to light it on fire. The air is shitty enough as it is.<br /></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >STOP!</span><br />The chick who was here on Sunday thinks Shanahan's face looks like bacon, so she dubbed him Bacon Face, which you can expect to read around here, because it really rolls off the tongue. She may care more about the handsomeness of Champ Bailey than anything that happens during the game, but she can spin a joke. Literally A joke, because that was pretty much her first and last one. Has there ever been a funnier commercial than the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Aflac</span> commercial with the goat? I say no. I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">LOL</span> literally every single time that goat comes out. Nah! nah! nah! I have no idea what <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Aflac</span> is, but I will definitely purchase their product or service. Of course, I also laugh when a football announcer says "penetration" so maybe I'm not the best representation of humor. Also great is the movie I am currently watching- Happy Feet. Penguins are fucking awesome. I want a pet penguin.<br /><br />Oh, and in closing- GO <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">ROX</span>!<br /><br />----------------<br />Now playing: <a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/jay-z/track/roc+boys+%28and+the+winner+is%29" title="'Jay-Z - Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)' - open on FoxyTunes Planet">Jay-Z - <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Roc</span> Boys (And The Winner Is)</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-size:10;" >via <a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/" title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">FoxyTunes</span></a></span> <br /></div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-39668808977373632007-10-22T15:27:00.001-07:002007-10-22T15:32:25.253-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/god-damn-you-brandon-marshall-ill-get.html">God Damn you, Brandon Marshall</a></span></strong></div><br />I'll get around to the game shortly, but first, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AiUT44XY2PCa_WC7p.qC02X.uLYF?slug=ap-broncos-marshallarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns">from the AP</a>:<br /><div align="justify"><blockquote><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ENGLEWOOD</span>, Colo. (AP) -- <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/den/;_ylt=AjB34KR1RiUB5x7RzfWOn88dsLYF">Denver Broncos</a> wide receiver <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7868/;_ylt=AqMeAUWw0DsjuCRl7iRLDiUdsLYF">Brandon Marshall</a> was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence early Monday. Marshall was pulled over in downtown Denver shortly after 2 a.m., police Lt. Ron <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Saunier</span> said. His arrest came hours after the Broncos defeated the <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/pit/;_ylt=AtyIaHL9Vy74QlG44BIxTVsdsLYF">Pittsburgh <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Steelers</span></a> 31-28 in Denver. Marshall was issued a summons and was released. Broncos team officials said they were aware of the arrest but had no comment.</blockquote></div><div align="justify">So now Brandon Marshall has racked up 2 arrests, has shot off his mouth about fan support, and has had his cousin at least partially responsible for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Darrent</span> Williams getting shot. I guess he must have minored in Jackass at Wide Receiver University. </div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-31958988786713189372007-10-19T09:03:00.000-07:002007-10-19T09:08:30.783-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/no-one-likes-ratface-so-it-looks-like.html">No One Likes <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">RatFace</span></a></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify">So it looks like Simeon Rice has been talking to Darryl Gardner, because yesterday he <a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nfl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23918_5726376,00.html">went off on the Denver coaching staff</a>. you can read the article for yourself, but here is the most relevant quote:</div><blockquote><p align="justify">"I'm really just trying to lock myself in and just make it through the year<br />because I have no idea why I've been brought here - at all," he said. "Things<br />have been said. Things have been promised. Things have been told. And I'm at the<br />point where I'm ready to perform and help this team out. They don't have<br />anything like me on this defense. But it is what it is." </p></blockquote><div align="justify">Really, I think a lot of people had no idea why you were brought in. And here's my favorite quote: <em>"I ain't going to nobody. I've already <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">conversated</span>," he said</em>. Really? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Conversated</span>? Jesus Christ athletes are idiots.</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-32605973795077191782007-10-18T16:09:00.001-07:002007-10-18T16:20:57.382-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/some-odds-and-ends-javon-walker-going.html">Some Odds and Ends</a></span></strong></div><p align="justify"><br /><a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_7215882"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Javon</span> Walker going under the knife</a>. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Javon's</span> finally throwing down on the surgery tip for the knee injury that has kept him out for the last few games. And limited early in the season. And less than 100% last year. And out all the year before that. Uh oh. At this point, if <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Javon</span> ends up as anything better than a pirate captain with a peg leg, we'll have to consider it a victory. Unless he <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">became</span> Captain Morgan. That guy is awesome.<br /><br />Stephen Alexander was placed on IR. which, of course, means Denver <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_7214235">re-signed Chad Mustard</a>. At this point, I can't even find a joke in this because it's pretty much a joke itself. I hereby become the first person to call for his enlistment returning punts. Oh wait...<br /><br />The Buffs finally got a recruit. 4* running back <a href="http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=60370">Ray Polk</a>, from Arizona has given CU his oral. Um, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">commitmentwise</span>, that is. 5* linebacker Lynn <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Katoa</span> has also added the Buffs to his list, and will be visiting campus this weekend.<br /><br />I didn't watch the game. I made last weekend my bye week as well. I was in San Francisco and quite drunk by the time the CU game was on, and although I watched some of it, I don't really remember much. I'm forwarding through the game on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Tivo</span> slowly, but it's kind of depressing. NEXT UP: The Kansas <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Jayhawks</span>, who are undefeated and atop the North division. In football. No, seriously. </p>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-34487919592502748022007-10-10T11:08:00.000-07:002007-10-10T11:32:04.639-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/breaking-super-bowl-even-ruineder-you.html">BREAKING: Super Bowl Even <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Ruineder</span></a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="justify">You might remember when we reported that Ryan Fucking <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Seacrest</span> signed on the host the Super Bowl halftime show (if you don't, well, he did. I'm too lazy to go find and link to the original article), which officially ruined the Super Bowl half time show. Now, Sports By Brooks is reporting that the musical performers will be...</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">...drum roll please...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/eagles-super-bowl-halftime-performance-likely-according-to-sportsbybrooks-exclusive-report-14213.php">... THE EAGLES!!!!</a> If you were expecting something fun or interesting, well now would be the time you hear that "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Wah</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">wah</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">wah</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">waaaaah</span>" sound in your head. It's like on Let's Make a Deal when you pass up what's in the box for what's behind door number 2. Then they open door number 2 and it's just a goat eating a tin can. Yep- that's the Eagles. It could've been even worse. The article says that they really wanted Garth Brooks. I had no idea he was still alive. I thought Chris Gaines killed him. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">It's not like anyone was really expecting something cool, because the half time show has been going down hill ever since MTV got a hold of it and suddenly it was just a bunch of weird medleys (I've got it- let's have Kid Rock, Britney Spears, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Aerosmith</span>, Justin <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Timberlake</span>, Run <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">DMC</span>, and the Wiggles all on stage together. It'll be brilliant!), but this about does it for me. Just bring back the Bud Bowl and be done with it. I've got a good feeling about Bud Ice this year!</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Next year they'll probably just show that clip of the Beatles on Ed Sullivan, or a video taped message from Wilfred <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Brimley</span> explaining why you kids should stay off his lawn, and then a bunch of fireworks, and then some culturally diverse kids running around with flags and holding hands to show unity. And then they release some peace doves, followed by a fly by from the Blue Angels. Only the doves are still there, so they get sucked into the engines, killing the doves and causing the Blue Angels to crash into the stands. Long story short- it turns out to be Bill <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Belicheck's</span> fault, so he forfeits the Super Bowl and gives up all his draft picks. And his scowl- he has to give that up too. You could say that I've put to much time into this, but you gotta admit- that's gonna be pretty great. Wait, what were we talking about? </div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-2224109713577860722007-10-10T09:21:00.000-07:002007-10-10T10:01:08.068-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/get-your-heads-out-of-your-asses-why.html">Get Your Heads Out of your Asses</a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="justify">Why can't these assholes ever just call a spade a spade? In <a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nfl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23918_5718941,00.html">this here article</a>, a whole bunch of guys, from Cutler to Bates to Lynch to Bailey just keep saying, "it's the little things" over and over again. I already alluded to <a href="http://blog.denverbroncos.com/mason/2007/10/08/the-day-after-shanahan-week-5/">Shanahan's press conference</a>, where he said that he's "not worried” about the state of his team going into the bye, and that major changes will not be made to the defense. We’ve just got to get better at what we’re doing.” I call shenanigans. Why can't one person just man up and say, "look, we fucking sucked. We know we sucked, you know we sucked, and we have to correct our suckitude." Because it's an insult to every fan on the planet to just say that it's about the little things, and just stay the course. a 38 point loss is not a little thing- it is a very big thing. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">And this from Mason's latest nugget of wisdom:</div><div align="justify">"Sports Illustrated’s Jim Trotter chimed in from the back of the room.<br />Trotter: “Did you see any quit out there?”</div><div align="justify">Shanahan: “No, I didn’t see any quit, did you?”</div><div align="justify">Trotter: “I saw a couple of guys that maybe didn’t want (to be out there).”</div><div align="justify">Shanahan: “Oh, I don’t think so. I don’t think you saw any quit.”</div><div align="justify"><br />Shanahan then reiterated a point he made about the loss being on his shoulders, said “Thanks,” and walked away. Normally, Shanahan will look around and say, “Anything else?” before saying “Thanks” and leaving the podium. Accusing players of quitting — or even inferring the idea — is to attack at the heart of a player or coach’s existence; it’s like a below-the-belt punch in a boxing match. That’s something you just don’t ask right after the worst home loss in nearly 41 years. Emotions are as raw as the second-half weather Sunday. Scabs have yet to form. The blood still squirts from new wounds."</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Although the timing may not have been great, the fact remains- Brandon Marshall fucking quit. Once again, to say, as Shanahan did, "I don't think you saw any quit" is a goddamn insult. Listen, mutherfucker- don't you tell me what I did and didn't see. Anyone who was watching could see that he quit. To tell me what I saw makes you either a liar, an idiot, or a complete egomaniac. Which is it? I'm done defending this organization (whatever meager defense it was to begin with). Fire the lot of them and Hire Cowher. Or Schottenheimer like my buddy Chad Peter says, or anyone. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">...actually- don't hire Schottenheimer. Ever. screw Chad Peter.</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-33211355487538891312007-10-10T08:49:00.000-07:002007-10-10T09:11:44.567-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/around-league-falcons-go-odb-all-over.html">Around The League</a></strong></span></div><p align="justify"><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/09/vick.bonus.ap/index.html">The Falcons go <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ODB</span> all over Michael Vick</a>. It appears as though an arbitrator (who is called a "special master," which is awesome) has decided that Vick owes the Falcons almost $20 million. That's a lot of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Dimp</span>! (you see, the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">ODB</span> reference was to a song called <em>Got Your Money</em>, where he says, "girl you better gimme my money!" and Vick has to give the Falcons his... oh shut up.)<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/10/bc.fbn.panthers.testaverde.ap/index.html">The Panthers must really like The Odd Couple</a>. They signed old and ugly Vinny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Testeverde</span> to back up young and dashing David Carr. Really? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Testeverde</span>? Eh, whatever. I'm sure Vinny's flying off the shelves of your local fantasy football warehouse stores as we speak.<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/09/49ers.stadium.ap/index.html">The 49<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">ers</span> buy a theme park</a>. I'd make some sort of joke here about the roller <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">coaster</span> the 49<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">ers</span> lead their fans on every Sunday, but I'm better than that.<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/08/strong.seahawks.ap/index.html">Mack Strong is retiring</a>. Despite the greatest name for a fullback ever, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Seahawks</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">FB</span> Mack Strong has injured his spine and will retire immediately. I'm not generally one to give fantasy sports advice, since I suck at it, but I'm guessing Shaun Alexander, from here on out, is worth exactly jack shit.<br /><br /><strong>Around the world-</strong> <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/10/09/adu.ap/index.html">Freddy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Adu</span> is back on the US roster</a> for a friendly against noted cheese mavens the Swiss. In fact, I think that's their nickname- the Switzerland Cheese Mavens, Also Featuring Watches. And Chocolate. And Neutrality. It's not a great nickname, that's for sure. It takes up the whole front of their jerseys. Stupid Swiss.<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/09/bc.fbn.bengals.joseph.ap/index.html">Another Bengal got arrested</a>. This time it's Jonathan Joseph, who was arrested in Kentucky. Note to the NFL- there is nothing good that ever happens, or ever will happen in Kentucky. It should be banned altogether as a potential leisure spot.<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/09/simms.ir.ap/index.html">Christina <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Simms</span> goes on IR</a>. Thus ending the season, and likely the Tampa Bay career, of the greatest quarterback in Powder Puff football history.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/nfl/article/0,2777,DRMN_23918_5718945,00.html">Chris Myers is the new Denver center</a>. He replaces Tom <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Nalen</span>. this means nothing good, mind you, but it's really not that interesting to discuss the potential implications of one fatso replacing another fatso. The first fatso was better. Ta <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Da</span>! I'm an analyst! I was almost as interested in this news as I was in reading the crawl above this article that read "Accident near Pecos Street causing lengthy delays on eastbound U.S. 36." </p>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-83072901392263451862007-10-08T18:09:00.000-07:002007-10-09T19:02:50.518-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/double-up-son-with-cus-43-23-win-over.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Double Up, Son!</span></span></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">With CU's 43-23 win over the Baylor Bears, we just doubled up on our win total from last year. We're alone atop the Big XII North with a 2-0 conference record, and I'm starting to scout bowl locations. Good- Tempe, San Diego. Bad- um, pretty much everywhere else. Seriously, I'm not going to the Sun Bowl or the Texas Bowl.<br /><br />Because I'm a huge nerd, I listened to the internet radio feed, and I can honestly say that we should have won by more. We should have put up 60, easy. And there are few more satisfying feelings than putting up 40+ points and knowing that you played a pretty mediocre game. Te running game is finally clicking, HawkSpawn is managing the game, the receivers are catching the ball, and the defense (despite the stats) is dominating. I believe that the difference between elite level programs and the have nots isn't in the playmakers, or even in the QB. The difference is in the ability to bring in the big fatsos, and also depth. The depth issue, we're working on, but the fatsos are good. The offensive line is starting to click, and Hypolite/ Nicolas/ Perri is as good a tackle rotation you'll find outside of Baton Rouge.<br /><br />That's all I've got- great, satisfying win against one of the many teams that beat us last year (and the year before- sigh).<br /><br />UP NEXT:<br />Most importantly, Kansas State owns the worst promotional The Kansas State Shitty Mascots. The Kansas State strengths are easy to point out- one is approximately 9 feet tall and weighs the same as a Buick. He plays quarterback. The other one catches passes from the Buick and has th name of a twelve year old girl. The end. Freeman isn't the most mobile Qb in the game- think Leftwich with a peg leg, so ou defense should locateand attack. On the other side, I really like the T-Wheat/ Jordy Nelson match up. KSU will move him aroundan get him the ball, but Wheatley should severely limit the deep threat. On the flippity flop, KSU represents the first 3-4 defense we've faced, so it'll be interesting to see how our young offensive line and freshman QB can handle it. If they can hang- CU will win. Ta Da!video in the history of the world:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-A-05wPlQQ4"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-A-05wPlQQ4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">First, I'd like you to note that Kansas State can't afford an entire mascot costume- they just have the head. Second, you have idiot half mascot playing the worst air guitar ever, and then something called a power towel. Now, when I was in high school, I had a power towel too. That's what I called my throw rag. I'm pretty sure an entire stadium full of them would intimidate me, too.<br /></div></div></div>----------------<br />Now playing: <a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/nyg%27z/track/what+kinda+life" title="'NYG'z - What Kinda Life' - open on FoxyTunes Planet">NYG'z - What Kinda Life</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-size:10;" >via <a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/" title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips">FoxyTunes</a></span>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-81333421962663598042007-10-08T15:25:00.000-07:002007-10-08T15:56:54.979-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/breaking-buffs-recruiting-is-on-fire-no.html">BREAKING: Buffs Recruiting Is On Fire!</a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="justify">No, like literally- on fire. Scout.com 4 star tight end Dion Jordan, who visited CU on 9/21, "<a href="http://varsity.evtrib.com/story/99078">was hospitalized Saturday afternoon after an attempt to siphon gas from an inoperable car resulted in a fire that left Jordan with third-degree burns over 30 percent of his body, Chandler football coach Jim Ewan said.Ewan said the accident took place around noon when Jordan and some friends tried to remove gas from a car that was not working to put in a vehicle that was. A fire resulted that burned Jordan up and down both arms and shoulders and from his knees to his toes on both legs."</a></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Um, I'm not really sure how to feel about this. On one hand, I feel bad for an 18-year-old kid who's now deformed. On another hand, I have a hard time feeling bad for a kid who is stupid enough to try and siphon gas from a car in the first place. On a third hand, he's apparently a really good player, is highly recruited, and yet still considering CU. On a 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">th</span> hand, is he worth recruiting if, say, this turns out to be not his car he's siphoning gas from? On a 5<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">th</span> hand, (seriously- 5 hands. There are several tribes in Africa who worship me. Also, It's really tough to buy sweater vests), is it worth recruiting him, period? According to the article, he's going to require skin grafts and be hospitalized for at least a month. Will he play after that, like, ever? </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">If all of these hands give a thumbs up, then I say let's get him, offering the many wonders of hippie lotions and their healing powers. And in that case, we wish you all the heartiest of get wells from the Colorado Buff faithful. But if he ends up going to Nebraska or <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">USC</span>, then man, what a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">dumbass</span>. I mean who lights themselves on fire unless it's a political statement in the middle east, right? </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><em>*actually, I kid because I care- all joking aside, we offer best wishes no matter what. We empathize with your current plight and wish you a speedy recovery, as well as only the finest in sponge baths from large breasted female nurses. If you choose to go to Nebraska, you are a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">dumbass</span> for many different reasons.</em></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><em></em></div><div align="justify"><em></em></div><div align="justify">Since we're talking recruiting, 4 star safety <a href="http://colorado.scout.com/a.z?s=148&p=8&c=1&nid=1964639">Brandon Smith</a> (#6 nationally) <a href="http://recruiting.scout.com/2/688194.html">talked to Scout about his visit to CU</a> on Oklahoma weekend. Smith currently lists only Michigan and Colorado as "high interest" insofar as those are the only 2 places he's visited. He came with three of his high school teammates, 4 star <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">OG</span> (aw, yeah) <a href="http://colorado.scout.com/a.z?s=148&p=8&c=1&nid=2504602">Dalton Freeman</a>, and already <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">committed</span> Will <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Pericak</span>.</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-67425914019733612162007-10-08T09:42:00.000-07:002007-10-08T16:28:08.987-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/so-crumbles-house-of-cards-were-gonna.html">So Crumbles The House of Cards</a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5119011588972409154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbO6yudt4fGrG4Uppq2a_0Zg0HEvouVAI0EBO_jXNeJLi0DLVY244AHtt3tFC3otO1cZG1DzvW4a9pUbZ2F6lTaxRjNrTKFy4WNCQGEMVxU_WQNy2wLSn3wEN5chUlqMJ1kiEQ/s400/rizzo20the20rat.jpg" border="0" /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">We're gonna need that coat back, Mike.</span></em><br /><br /><div align="justify">I'm going to go ahead and call this as the absolute bottom of the barrel. Denver's been teetering in the breeze for a while now, what with 13-3 leading to 9-7 and all. Then comes this season and Ben Hamilton's done for the year. Rod Smith is physically unable to perform (and I've heard nothing <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_7088458">suggesting that he's ready to return</a>). <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Javon</span> Walker's been out because of his surgically <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">repaired</span> knee. John Lynch missed time. And now <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_7113869">Tom <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Nalen</span> may be out for a while</a>, and Champ Bailey, Brandon <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Stokley</span>, and Nate Jackson all come out of the weekend hurting. Not to mention our 40 million dollar pot head running back. To top it off, Denver just gave up 41 points to a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Norv</span> turner coached team, while acquiring only 3 of their own against a Ted <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Cottrell</span> coached defense. Both of those coaches, by the way, are terrible. So can it really get any worse? I don't think it can. even if we lose out the season (not bloody likely), I will still look back at this week as the low point. Everything else will just be struggling to maintain that same low point. </div><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Now there are going to be a lot of people calling for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Shanahan's</span> head, but even though I've been more critical of him than just about anyone, you won't hear it from me. Not to say that I adore the guy, I just don't believe <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Shanahan</span> is necessarily the problem. I believe that college scouting and the position coaches are where the problems lie. I don't want Bill <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Cowher</span>. I am fine with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Shanahan</span> and a completely new set of position coaches (less Bobby Turner) along with a new director of college scouting. There just needs to be an influx of new ideas, which we haven't had as long as <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Shanahan</span> has been in charge. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Holmgren</span> didn't make the Super Bowl when he was the boss of everything, either. I don't want Urban Meyer, I want Dan Mullen- his offensive coordinator. For too long, this team has been put together with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">bandaids</span> and a wish, and it's led to some decidedly less than <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">mediocre</span> seasons, despite extremely mediocre talent. Now it's being exposed. Put it this way- I think it's very telling that high school and college players have 4 years with a coach, and then move on. At some point, the team gets stale, they become numb to the message, and the coaching gets staid and stubborn. I believe this to be the case.</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">I think it's best that we just completely forget this game ever happened, so I'm not going to recap. Let's just say that Denver sucked in every way possible to suck (much like your mom- ZING!). I would like to single out something Brandon Marshall said following the loss:</div><div align="justify"><blockquote>"Don't boo us when we're down," he pleaded. "That's bandwagon. ... I love you<br />all to death, but at the same time, that's not first class."</blockquote></div><div align="justify">Even though I wasn't at the game, so I couldn't leave early or boo, I'm going to speak for every Bronco fan ever when I say the following: Fuck you, Brandon Marshall. You assholes deserved to be booed, all the way up and down the organization. We're the people who have sold out every home game since forever. we're the people who financed a new stadium for you, even though it cost us a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">shitpile</span> of money, made the Broncos organization a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">shitpile</span> of money, even while only affording a whopping SEVEN more people to watch the games live. you, especially deserved to be booed back to the stone age, since you couldn't tuck the ball away, thus killing a potential scoring drive and pretty much ending all hope of coming back. You, especially, because I have never seen anyone loaf as much as you did in the second half- barely jogging through your routes and making middling efforts at catching the ball. If you can't do your HIGH PAYING JOB for the entirety of 60 minutes, why in the fuck do you get the right to call out anyone who is PAYING FOR THE RIGHT TO WATCH YOU PLAY LIKE SHIT as low class. you can go straight to hell. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://blog.denverbroncos.com/mason/2007/10/08/the-day-after-shanahan-week-5/">UPDATE: Nalen and Jackson are done for the year, and the rest of RatFace's press conference furthers my beilefs that he has his head stuck somewhere, whether it be in the colouds or up his own ass remains to be seen.</a></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">UPDATE II: From the man I wish was my father, comes the following:</div><div align="justify"><blockquote>Ease up on the Denver Broncos- they have one of the great coaches in the game and a solid organization. I’ll bet you have had some rough spots in your life too, that’s when people need the most support. Be strong when it’s easy to be weak. The Bronc’s will get through it.</blockquote></div><div align="justify">Thank you, <a href="http://www.cubuffs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=3843&SPID=255&DB_OEM_ID=600&ATCLID=1264455">Hawk Blog</a>. You are my new Bible. </div></div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-42918568144730758372007-10-06T12:26:00.000-07:002007-10-06T16:01:07.493-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/game-diary-of-hate.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Game Diary of Hate...</span></span></a><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj380OZ3WaVJOd6EVTJu7lKJpxGDOV8aojpPprP92clSsbAyFnS4YvGGVJkOazl-f9PebZK9ootVOhi9jqqDyR4lb00eqRClVRj6Uiyce05pvC-FQg88gihkclZsJsmO-j1lruU/s1600-h/IMGP0142.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj380OZ3WaVJOd6EVTJu7lKJpxGDOV8aojpPprP92clSsbAyFnS4YvGGVJkOazl-f9PebZK9ootVOhi9jqqDyR4lb00eqRClVRj6Uiyce05pvC-FQg88gihkclZsJsmO-j1lruU/s400/IMGP0142.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118308910847947042" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">... fueled by rage. I absolutely despise both of these teams, so I'm coming to you with nothing but vitriol and icy cold Coors Light. I didn't hate Oklahoma until a bunch of idiot announcers spent this week talking about how they gave away the game last week with one disastrous quarter, without mentioning the very obvious fact that we kicked their asses. You hear that, rednecks? WE KICKED YOUR ASSES.<br /><br />I've always hated Texas. I hate the team, I hate the uniforms that looked like puked up lox, I hate their asshole fans (except for my friend Emma, who absolutely HATES the Pacific Life Insurance commercials so prevalent in college football broadcasts. How do those damn whales jump up a waterfall? And why do they want to? And what does that have to do with insurance?), and I hate their stupid racist state. I once heard on a radio call in show in Lubbock that the reason Texas Tech sucked was because they had a black quarterback (<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Zebbie</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Lethridge</span></span>) and white receivers, instead of the other way around. This was deemed completely acceptable. By the by- that's the screen shot I promised you last week of the stupid little Oklahoma fan crying after we kicked their asses. You hear that, rednecks? We kicked your asses.<br /><br />For some reason, a horse is doing the introduction for the Oklahoma offense. I'm guessing it's because he got the closest when reading the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">telemprompter</span></span>. So of course the hamburger factory is announcing the Texas defense. I hate these teams so hard.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">12:41</span>- Oklahoma can't get anything going, probably because they have too many guys named Joe John or Jim Bob or whatever the fuck their tight end is named.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">12:48-</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Bevo</span></span> is such a lazy ass. He just stands there. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Ralphie</span></span> could totally kick his ass. I'm still not sure what a Sooner is. I think it has something to do with the land grants and people who literally got there "sooner," which basically they're just proud of killing a bunch of Indians (which they call "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Injuns</span></span>"). Texas has already had to call a timeout, and already has a false start penalty. They're going to get rolled, methinks. Reggie Smith catches the punt and immediately gets lit up. At least he learned how to catch the ball.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">12:52-</span> Apparently, the Fighting <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Manginos</span></span> of Kansas held on to beat Kansas State, which is a very good thing. Kansas is guaranteed to drop at least 3 Big XII games. I tried to watch the game, but it turned out that both of those teams are boring, and my eyes get sleepy when I watch boring things. Paul <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Maguire</span></span> is extremely annoying. He keeps saying, "it is hot, jack!" I'm quite pleasant, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Maguire</span></span>. Sucks on you. Both of these teams look pretty ragged.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:03-</span> McCoy talks about being "fun," and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Maguire</span></span> says McCoy looks like he's 11 years old, with a little too much love in his voice. So I'm pretty much calling Paul <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Maguire</span></span> a pedophile. Everyone knows that Daddy Bear mustaches are the number one symptom of child diddling.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:06-</span> Grown men who still call fathers "daddy" is extremely creepy. Once your voice breaks, it's only acceptable to call your father "asshole" or "ow, stop hitting me." Wait, that goes for everyone, right?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:07-</span> That's right, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Nessler</span></span>: 82 CU plays. WE KICKED YOUR ASSES! Just ask that crying kid up top.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:09-</span> Bradford makes the deep throw he couldn't make last week to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Juaquin</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Iglesias</span></span>. Anyone else think that dude would get crazy laid, just on basis of his name alone? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Juaquin</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Iglesias</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">should</span> be a Latin crooner like the rest of his family, or riding a horse on the cover of a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Harlequin</span> romance novel. Bradford goes deep again, this time to Malcolm Kelly (which is also a pretty sweet name. I need a friend named Malcolm), and another toss and it's 7-0 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Injun</span></span> killers. Texas should do what we did last week. you know- rush the passer. No, seriously, it totally works.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:12-</span> the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">OU</span></span> commercial plays, and they talk about "the single most important gift of art ever given to a public university." What's an important piece of art? Because the picture they showed looks like something you'd buy at a flea market.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:13-</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">LSU</span></span> is #1 in the AP poll, but #2 in the Harris and coaches polls, so I'm sure <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">LSU</span></span> fans are perfectly content with being #2, right? Because that's the argument they used in aught 3, when the circumstances were reversed. Yeah, I hate SEC fans, too.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:18-</span> Jesus Christ. Now ABC is showing a giant Cowboy statue saying Howdy. He sounds like a retarded Yogi Bear. Don't these people have <span style="font-style: italic;">any</span> shame? And South Florida goes up by 7 on Florida Atlantic. South Florida has made me a small pile of money so far this year (Auburn, West <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Fuckin</span></span> Virginia). That is all.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:25-</span> The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Aflac</span></span> trivia question is about history, not football. There is zero chance that any fan of Oklahoma or Texas knows the answer to this. Actually, there is zero chance that anyone watching this game knows the answer to this without <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Wikipedia</span></span>. McCoy to Jordan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Shipley</span></span> for 6. Extra point by some guy ties the game at 7.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:37-</span> Bonnie Bernstein's head looks inordinately large. She looks like a Bonnie Bernstein <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">Bobblehead</span></span>. McCoy goes long for his tight end, who catches the ball and runs. A lot. Texas has the ball on the 27. McCoy splits wide and something called John <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Chiles</span></span> is in at QB. He fakes a hand off and runs for a whopping 5 yards. What a bunch of nonsense bluster. Oh- there were 45 states in 1900, to answer the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Aflac</span></span> trivia question.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:40-</span> McCoy to the tight end again, touchdown. Someone should probably cover him. Just a thought.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:43-</span> I will give this to Texas: I really want to sex their cheerleaders. I think it a Broncos thing. Chicks dressed in chaps are always <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">sexable</span></span>. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">Juaquin</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Iglesias</span></span> returns a kick, and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">Nessler</span></span> just said, "he's running, not walking..." get it? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Juaquin</span></span>/ Walking? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">LOL</span></span>!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:51-</span> On this day in history, Colorado beat <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">Missourah</span></span> on the fifth down. Ha! Idiots. That's right, bitches- National <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Champeens</span></span>. Don't make me break out the tee shirt. Bradford <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">throws to</span> some random tight end in the and zone, which is the zone for ends, apparently. 14-14. It's tough when you realize that both teams can't lose. Several more icy cold Coors Light's should solve this. The Big XII commercial is a pun on a cooking show. It is exactly as stupid as you might imagine.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1:57-</span> the referee's name is Hugh Douglas, and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">Nessler</span></span> says, "Hugh Douglas made a lot of tackles in his day..." This isn't the NFL Hugh Douglas, right? RIGHT? The guy who got into a fist fight with Terrell Owens. I really hope it is. Then ABC shows pig races. So Texas/ Oklahoma, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">NASCAR</span></span>, pig races, and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981216/">that <span style="font-style: italic;">Cavemen</span> show</a>. This is your new ABC Network. Somewhere on the Disney lot is a place to make bathtub gin.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2:10-</span> and we're tied at 14 at the half. The OK punter did the same soccer flop he tried against CU last week, only this time it worked. It didn't matter, though.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2:16-</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">It's</span> halftime, so I check in on Arizona State/ Washington State. It's 3-0 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38">WSU</span> with 8 minutes left in the second quarter. What is this, the Big 10? Score some damn points, assholes! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39">ASU</span> started out slow against CU, too. By the by, I've already lost 3 of the 5 friendly wagers I made this week. I'm relying on CU -9 and Joey Harrington +8 if I want to eat this week.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2:27-</span> Is there anyone else that watches this Verizon commercial featuring the dancing Asian prom date, and just wants to punch him in the face? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_40">kthxbye</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2:36-</span> GAME ON after the half! And <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_41">Nessler</span> says that Texas is "tight ending Oklahoma to death..." They totally are. Just so you know- the CU game goes live in less than an hour and a half, so there's going to be a lot less concentration on the parade of hatred.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2:57-</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_42">DeMarco</span> Murray runs really fast, really far, to make the score 21-14 Oklahoma. I'm not professing to be the most impartial observer, but Colorado has a better defense than Texas.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3:03-</span> And again, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_43">Nessler</span> talks about how close Oklahoma was to winning last week. Look, asshole- we gave up 14 points on tipped passes. That's just luck. We almost doubled up on plays, and beat the hell out of them in time of possession. We killed them on third down. Just admit it, rednecks, WE KICKED YOUR ASSES! Can everyone see why I now hate Oklahoma?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3:09-</span> Texas crams it up the cram hole from the 1 yard line. tie game once again. This time at 21. The ensuing kickoff featuring <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_44">DeMarco</span> Murray makes it all the way to 4 yard line. Great job, Oklahoma.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3:21-</span> Bradford deep to Kelly for a touchdown. the same Malcolm Kelly who didn't make a catch against Terrence Wheatley and CU. 28-21 OU<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3:25-</span> Reggie Smith intercepts a pass as the announcers do their best to not blame the QB's. Look, there are tipped passes, and there are passes that are just thrown too high. This was the latter. If OU scores right now, I think this game's over. Which just gives me more reason to pay attention to CU/ Baylor.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3:33-</span>...buuuut, they didn't. McCoy and UT back with the ball. And now the CU pregame is up, and I love more than I hate, so I'm having a hard time paying attention. It's really disconcerting that Texas has see through pants. Disconcerting meaning gross.<br /><br />3:58- Oklahoma basically just runs out the clock, and gets the win 28-21. So CU>OU> UT. sounds right.<br /><br /></div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-63391965557509088102007-10-05T22:14:00.000-07:002007-10-06T14:57:33.246-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/coach-hawk-awesome-so-im-watching-buff.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Coach Hawk= Awesome</span></span></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjefsUl9-o0tOitfZnWDDLhajD0c0AlooPrKC5-1EP2tnv5nWHlgsCFq1gepBkCE910g7PNOQWepYG1-vFMutacs1YibGczFYoTS_jHrp_s57kt3fpTjb3B3SSoxpbtq4dYrSxJ/s1600-h/IMGP0145.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjefsUl9-o0tOitfZnWDDLhajD0c0AlooPrKC5-1EP2tnv5nWHlgsCFq1gepBkCE910g7PNOQWepYG1-vFMutacs1YibGczFYoTS_jHrp_s57kt3fpTjb3B3SSoxpbtq4dYrSxJ/s400/IMGP0145.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5118343261996380466" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">So I'm watching the Buff Stampede right now, and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Chazz</span></span> Johnson and Coach Hawk are coming to you live from the school of Aerospace Engineering. They are wearing full on space suits. Like the guy in the MTV commercials. That's right- Coach Hawk is a moon man. And he looks absolutely giddy to get to wear the space suit. Also, Coach Hawk says on every episode that someone is "getting their horns out." I still have no idea what this means.Also, kicker Kevin <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Eberhart</span> is always touted as a guy who's already graduated with an aerospace engineering degree, but he looks like the white guy trying to freestyle at Round Midnight. this does not promote faith in our space program. Or our kicking game.<br /></div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-68086835483290914782007-10-04T18:22:00.001-07:002007-10-04T18:31:05.472-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic; font-size: 10px;"></span><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/some-stuff-you-probably-already-know.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Some stuff you Probably Already Know</span></span></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">First, something new- <a href="http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=4548773&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1">Travis Henry tested positive for the pot, again</a>. He's done for a year, and probably done as a Bronco. I've already started building my draft list for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">RB's</span>. It goes like this, in a preliminary, ad <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">hoc</span> fashion:<br />Darren McFadden- Arkansas<br />Jonathan Stewart-Oregon<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">BenJarvis</span> Green-Ellis- <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">OleMiss</span><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Yvenson</span> Bernard- Oregon State<span class="" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_CreateLink" title="Link" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 8);ButtonMouseDown(this);"></span>Ryan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Torain</span>- Arizona State<br />Mike Hart- Michigan<br /><br />In that order for now. That's a start. Stewart is 5'11" 230 lbs. and runs a 4.4 40 yard dash. I have no idea why he doesn't get more juice nationally. Whatever- Travis Henry is a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">dickface</span>. Adjust your fantasy teams now.<br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/02/ricky.denver.ap/index.html?section=si_latest">These guys aren't helping</a>. In light of today's news, I'd say that Ricky Williams to Denver is less than likely. Over/ Under on number of white guys with dreadlocks in this group opens at "all of them." I'm still taking the over.<br /><br />Say goodnight, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Hixon</span>. I'm not even bothering with a link, because he's not important. But <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Domenik</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Hixon's</span> days of running straight into the back of his lead blockers are over. Next up to the slaughter? Brian Clark. Wasn't this Scott O'Brien guy supposed o fix all this? I give him an F-<br /></div><br />----------------<br />Now playing: <a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/kid%c2%b4n%c2%b4play/track/fun+house" title="'Kid´n´Play - Fun House' - open on FoxyTunes Planet">Kid´n´Play - Fun House</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-size:10;" >via <a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/" title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">FoxyTunes</span></a></span>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-15379808524159089382007-10-02T18:48:00.000-07:002007-10-03T19:01:48.115-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;" align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/were-changing-up-format-because-i-can.html">We're changing up the format, because I can, and it's the internet, so it doesn't matter.</a><br /></span></strong><br />So let me get this straight- during the offseason, we jettisoned several defensive tackles because the Jim Bates system required big fatsos who clog running lanes instead of quicker guys who slice through gaps and get pressure. This resulted in Sam Adams and Amon Gordon starting. Yet, teams have been shredding our run defense, and our fat defensive tackles specifically.<br /><br />This signals Sam Adams and Amon Gordon on the inactive list. The answer our super genius coaching staff comes up with? Jarvis Moss lining up as a defensive tackle and rushing from a stand up position. It was semi effective as a pass rushing technique, but is it any surprise that Joseph Addai carved us up like a hot knife through butter? We had a 250 lb. stand up defensive tackle!<br /><br />Shanahan coached scared. he was scared of Manning, and coached to not let him embarrass the Broncos. It didn't work. All he wanted to do on offense was keep the ball out of Manning's hands. On defense, all he wanted to do was rush Manning. Every other facet of the game suffered because of it. Does Shanahan not believe in the talent he assembled? Because that's what it looks like.<br /><br />This game is even more appalling in light of the CU/ Oklahoma game. Hawk coached to win- he went for it on 4th down, he ran when he should have passed. He passed when he should have run. And it worked. You could just tell that the team believed in itself, because the coach believed in them. RatFace coached to keep it close. He coached not to get embarrassed. He didn't realize that he had Dre Bly out there instead of Roc Alexander. And that was the most embarrassing thing that could have happened.<br /><br />What good is Ian Gold? He's too small to be effective between the tackles, he can't tackle, and he has no cover skills.<br /></div><p>And that's all I've got for now. What a depressing game.<br />----------------<br />Now playing: <a title="'Black Sheep - The Choice Is Yours' - open on FoxyTunes Planet" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/black+sheep/track/the+choice+is+yours">Black Sheep - The Choice Is Yours</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">via <a title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/">FoxyTunes</a></span> </p>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-33220448010922421752007-10-01T15:09:00.001-07:002007-10-01T15:16:06.734-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/amazing-ill-get-to-broncos-shortly-but.html">Amazing!</a></span></strong></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">I'll get to the Broncos shortly, but first: remember when we traded George Foster and Tatum Bell for Dre <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Bly</span>, and the media was quick to applaud the Lions for acquiring two starters? Well, Tatum bell has been running a lot harder than he ever did for Denver, but now Kevin Jones is back and he'll be splitting carries, at best. Further, <a href="http://www.mlive.com/lions/stories/index.ssf?/base/sports-0/1191220539123230.xml&coll=6">the Human Turnstile has been benched for poor play</a>. I know- you're all as surprised as I am. George Foster not being a good offensive tackle. Who could possibly have seen it coming?</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Also, I was watching the Bears game, and the announcers were absolutely flabbergasted- FLABBERGASTED I SAY- that Brian <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Griese</span> was not the "spark" for the Bears offense. Apparently the announcers had never ever seen Brian <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Griese</span> play, because he has never sparked anything in his life. I'm sure Bronco fans everywhere were listening just as quizzically as I was. Brian G<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">riese</span>? huh? Brian griese is the most milquetoast QB in the history of the league. On a scale of Van Pelt to Elway, Brian Griese is positively Trent dilfer-esque.</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-47338458814374970712007-10-01T11:32:00.000-07:002007-10-03T12:43:05.535-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/10/oh-it-is-so-fucking-on-well-buffs-now.html">Oh, It Is So Fucking ON!</a></span></strong><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq62nXBiFMzl0azZNy7M0Xrfb9yqeX2oBg73Qa5rvHBcuPoLAzdXoKrKGr6ZkS0-zN3Kx41dATj4HPkriurYuiYipxk8dcPMWZoAGqC0AdfxLGeUFT5QzKZ7aaTc-fabP0lOHH/s1600-h/7277582_7_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5116502155545473298" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiq62nXBiFMzl0azZNy7M0Xrfb9yqeX2oBg73Qa5rvHBcuPoLAzdXoKrKGr6ZkS0-zN3Kx41dATj4HPkriurYuiYipxk8dcPMWZoAGqC0AdfxLGeUFT5QzKZ7aaTc-fabP0lOHH/s400/7277582_7_2.jpg" border="0" /></a>Well, the Buffs now have their signature win of the Hawk era, winning 27-24 over the stupid ugly (and fat, probably) <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Oklahoma</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Sooners</span></span>. It's the biggest Colorado win since 62-36, in my estimation. for the first time in a long while, CU <em>matters</em> nationally for a positive reason. Stewart Mandel of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">si</span></span>.com <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/specials/collegefootball_front/votes/MANDEL.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME">ranked us at #21 </a>in his AP poll (which, by the way, accounts for all 5 of our AP points. that's POINTS, people, not VOTES, as is being erroneously reported- ahem, <a href="http://www.buffzone.com/news/2007/oct/01/hawk-tells-buffs-to-put-win-over-ou-behind-them/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Buffzone</span></span></a>). Cory McCartney, also of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">si</span></span>.com, <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/cory_mccartney/10/01/week5/index.html">had this to say</a>:<br /><br />One of the culprits behind a weekend so bizarre that the Blitz is ranking it between Flavor <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Flav</span></span> and Gary <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Busey</span></span>-level on the crazy scale deserves major props. Second-year Colorado coach Dan Hawkins, who took over a scandal-ridden program (and went 2-10 in 2006) delivered <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">CU's</span></span> biggest win in six seasons by stunning No. 3 Oklahoma. This was no fluke: CU dominated time of possession by nearly 18 minutes (allowing the Buffs to run 36 more plays) and gained 151 more yards than <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">OU's</span></span> high-powered offense. Thanks to that touch of 'Hawk Love,' they won't call this kind of win an upset in Boulder much longer.<br /><br /><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Pat <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Forde</span></span> devoted<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=3042839&sportCat=ncf&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos2"> his entire <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">espn</span></span>.com piece </a>to the Buffs, while some jackass from Oklahoma <a href="http://www.newsok.com/article/3137232">blames the altitude</a>. Funny, it didn't seem to bother Florida State. Sour grapes, Oklahoma, sour grapes indeed. Just man up and admit we kicked your illiterate asses, m'kay? </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">As for the game itself? I had to record it and watch it later, which meant avoiding all college football coverage and turning off my cell phone, because I fully expected text/ voice messages regardless of the outcome. Well, the game was awesome (duh). It only took Hugh Charles 3 and a half years to turn into a tough running back, and just like I said before- if the receivers catch the ball, defenses have to respect the vertical passing game and all the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">wackadoo</span></span> formations will mean something. It was great to see Patrick Williams get his confidence back and catch the ball. We're gonna need him. And Kai <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Maiava</span></span>? Dude is awesome. I smell what the Rock's nephew is cooking. Anyway, y'all know what happened- we won the game on Kevin Eberhart's last second kick (maybe we should only kick it when it's a game winner). I turned my phone back on and I had 19 text messages. nineteen. I'm pretty positive that I don't have 19 actual friends, so I don't know what's going on there. Hell, I barely have 19 fake internet friends on myspace, and I'm friends with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/classyzubazpants">Zubaz Pants </a>and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thebestsandwich">a Sandwich</a>.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Finally, the newest and definitely greatest part about <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">cubffs</span></span>.com is <a href="http://www.cubuffs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=3843&SPID=255&DB_OEM_ID=600&ATCLID=1250482">"Blogging with Hawk."</a> Look, just go read it because it, like Hawk himself, is awesome. He likes cowboys, apparently. In his <a href="http://www.cubuffs.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=3843&SPID=255&DB_OEM_ID=600&ATCLID=1253019">second installment</a>, we find out that his wife likes ABBA and he tells us to "just keep pumping the pump." I have no idea what that means. I used to have a pair of shoes with little pumps in them, but I still can't dunk. Stay tuned for the update when I get home from work. On my camera, I've got a screen cap of the little Oklahoma kid crying, and the only thing greater than a little kid crying would maybe be a cheerleader crying. the moral of the story is: It's funny when pretty girls are sad. At least I think that's the moral. It certainly was my senior quote in high school.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">UP NEXT:</span></strong></div><div align="justify">the Baylor Bears. It's not often that any team can use the "revenge factor" in a game against Baylor, but such was the state of the 2006 CU football team. I can easily see Baylor <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">being</span> a let down game, so hopefully Hawk uses his <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Hawkness</span> to keep the guys pumped. Or maybe they should find some cheerleaders to pump their pumps for them. </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Baylor's mascot is a bear named Judge. Seriously- Judge. Our mascot is named after the sound students make when they vomit after drinking too much (I am not making this up), and their mascot is named after a guy in a powdered wig and <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">bathrobe</span> who bangs a little wooden hammer. On an awesome note, Baylor took my suggestion to heart, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_(mascot)">and actually has live bears</a>. I also know that Baylor is the token shitty private school in a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">BCS</span> conference (Duke, Vanderbilt, Northwestern, Stanford) and only recently began allowing students to dance. Imagine, generation after generation of Baylor students who couldn't learn the Electric Slide. From a football perspective, their coach is a guy named Guy, and they probably have players of some sort. In recent years, their most dangerous weapon was <a href="http://baylorbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/sepulveda_daniel00.html">a punter</a>, but he's gone now. The line for entertainment purposes only <a href="http://www.betus.com/sportsbook/default.aspx?league=college&sport=football&expand=full">opens at Colorado -8.5</a>.</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">UPDATE: Obvioulsy, Baylor should've stuck to their no dancing rule:</div><div align="center"><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wWHV0gPpz6U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wWHV0gPpz6U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-72494807187826509822007-09-25T13:13:00.000-07:002007-09-25T13:47:59.656-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/around-league-vick-heading-back-to.html">Around The League</a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="justify"><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/09/25/bc.fbn.vickindicted.ap/index.html">Vick heading back to court</a>. So I guess Mike Vick is getting state charges, even though he's already <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">pled</span></span> guilty to the federal charges. This is kind of like having your dead corpse sodomized after <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21697325-2,00.html">chopping your own head off with a chainsaw</a>. Yeah, it sucks, but it's probably not real high up on your list of worries. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span style="COLOR: #000000;color:#ffffff;" ></span></span></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/09/24/russell.raiders.ap/index.html"><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">JaMarcus</span></span> the Hut is activated</a>. although "active" doesn't really describe him. I guess that should read, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">JaMarcus</span></span> the Hut carefully placed on game day roster, so as not to knock over his banana split."</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3035876">Deuce is done for the year</a>. This is debilitating injury <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">numero</span></span> deuce for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">McCallister</span></span>, and if you've said to yourself, "hey, the Saints couldn't possibly get any worse, right?" You've been answered. Reggie bush has been putting in extra wind sprints, in anticipation of sprinting for the sidelines 25 times a game as a feature back.</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d802acd71&template=without-video&confirm=true">Larry Johnson is whining.</a> No shit, says the crowd. He isn't as good as last year, despite being a lot richer. He doesn't like that. He says football coaching is easy, like checkers, and not hard, like chess. I was really good at Chutes and Ladders. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d802abff2&template=with-video&confirm=true"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Griese</span> is starting.</a> As I'm sure <a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/03/john-clayton-has-high-standards-this.html">John Clayton is quick to remind you</a>, Brian <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Griese</span> is a huge upgrade at QB over Rex <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Grossman</span>, who looks like a cross between <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Eakian</span> from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094072/"><em>Summer School</em> </a>and that retard from <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129387/">Something About Mary</a>. </em>No, I haven't seen your baseball, Rex. Who am I kidding? Everyone reading this post is on the floor laughing, because they read "Brian <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Griese</span> is a huge upgrade..." and just lost it. Right? Moving on...</div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify">This doesn't have anything to do with football, but <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070917p2g00m0dm002000c.html">it is definitely the worst thing you will ever read. Ever.</a> Somewhere, Mike Vick sees a business opportunity!</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-83876452711642524312007-09-24T18:26:00.000-07:002007-09-24T19:30:56.589-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/around-nation-oklahoma-62-tulsa-21-i.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Around The Nation</span></span></a><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oklahoma 62- Tulsa 21</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I really only give a shit about this game because it won me money. I bet the over, though- not the line. Fuck Oklahoma<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Colorado 42- Miami (OH) 0</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">What a great fucking game. It's been 2 years since we handed someone their panties and kicked them the fuck out with cab fare, rubbing their assholes and wondering where they were. Dear Miami of Ohio- you are in Boulder, you suck in the sack, and we gave you chlamydia. I couldn't watch the game, so head over to the sidebar for the Slushy Gutter recap. Because I am a nerd, I watched the game play by play on the internet, and I can say that the score should have been at least 56-0, but we knelt at the end of the game when we were on the goal line, and Stupid Patrick Williams fumbled at the 4. He didn't even catch the ball. It was a hand off (end around? I don't know), and he fumbled. Turn that guy into a defensive back and be done with it. Then he can swat at the ball like a young lad swatting flies on the farm, and no one would care. But please don't rely on him to hold the ball ever again.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nebraska 41- Ball State 40</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Ball State, which is just north of Taint Tech, almost beat Nebraska. That would have made the weekend perfect. Because Miami is in the same conference as Ball, and Miami won the head to head already. 40 points to Ball State? Blackshirts say what?<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">LSU 28- South Carolina 16</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">LSU ran the patent pending Jake Plummer/ Jason Elam fake field goal (toss over the holder's head), and the first thing I thought was, "even their fucking kicker is fast." After watching the broadcast, I really enjoyed seeing Mike, LSU's live tiger mascot in it's habitat. It makes me think every team with an animal mascot should have the real live animal. Also, South Carolina would be hilarious if they had a live chicken on the sideline.<br /><br />I also believe they should switch up the conferences, based on mascot. There'd be a "Dude" Conference, with West Virginia (Mountaineers), Notre Dame (Fighting Irish), USC (Trojans), Michigan State (Spartans), et cetera. Next would be the Awesome Animal Conference, with Wisconsin (Badgers), Michigan (Wolverines), Colorado (Buffaloes), Florida (Gators), Oregon State (Beavers), et cetera. You'd also have a Tiger conference (Missouri, LSU, Auburn), Bear Conference (Montana, UCLA, Cal), Dog Conference (Washington, Georgia, Tennessee and Texas A&M both have dumb dog mascots)... you get the idea. The biggest problem is how to incorporate the Akron Zips. On that note:<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">UCLA 44- Washington 31</span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">UCLA would be so much cooler if they followed CU's lead and ran onto the field behind a live bear. As it is, they kind of just stand their and jump around a little and kind of jog in behind some dudes with flags that spell out U-C-L-A. I know, because the third Big Money Field Trip too place this past Saturday night, as Jewger and I meandered all the way into exotic Pasadena to take in this game. UCLA needs an old man to prompt the crowd into the DE-FENSE cheer, and their other cheers include: UCLLLLLLA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and GO BRUINS. No cursing, no singing, no fun. Advantage: Colorado. The Bruins won because of third string QB McLeod Bethel-Something, who handed off to perfection on the way to several scoring drives, as the Bruins pulled away late. Jake Locker is ginormous, but not very accurate yet. He still made enough plays to win the game, but the defense couldn't respond to the overwhelming averageness of Khalil Bell, Chris Markey, and Pat Cowan. Bruce Davis, Dennis Keyes, and Spencer Havner, um, I mean Christian Taylor, were pretty good on defense, but overall, they were very whelming.<br /><br />But, I have now been to three PAC-10 Stadiums in the last year (counting the USC trip The U and I made last year). I'll be going to Cal in 2010, so I might need to add a new goal to my block. When living in Big XII country, I made it to every Big 12 stadium, so every PAC-10 stadium may be next, given my current standing on the left coast. It's too bad I missed the Washington game a few years ago. Does (did) CU have a return game to Pullman? Because if so, I'm half way there!<br /></div>----------------<br />Now playing: <a href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/the+dollyrots/track/because+i%27m+awesome" title="'The Dollyrots - Because I'm Awesome' - open on FoxyTunes Planet">The Dollyrots - Because I'm Awesome</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-style: italic;font-size:10;" >via <a style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/" title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips">FoxyTunes</a></span>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-71534053140380357492007-09-24T09:17:00.000-07:002007-09-24T16:04:03.317-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/theres-mouse-in-my-pants-that-doesnt.html">There's A Mouse In My Pants! </a></strong></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></div></span><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113835453301059826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK8QwJ5axwIDvh1Sn-P7CRwWWaz-ntGq-C4z6qfpd0FsXkhia69DNqM4N44riaIr0nn8VAPiHZq9XzdX1oo9R72d955UqLmZ2HTHH_ico7DBPHsAxBCXFoU4TXrVrDH8zLqIKD/s400/nyub48_small.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="justify">That doesn't have anything to do with <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">anything</span>. I just wanted to use that picture. Remember last week, when I said that the Broncos just aren't that good? Sometimes I hate being right. </div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">BIG MONEY:</span></strong></div><br /><ul><li><div align="justify"><strong>Brandon Marshall</strong>. This list really should begin and end here. I'm not yet ready to anoint Marshall as the first decent receiver of the Mike <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Shanahan</span> era, but he can already do things that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Lelie</span> never could, like "run routes" and "catch ball." A great effort, and hopefully his coming out party.</div></li><li><div align="justify"><strong>Jay Cutler</strong>. Nothing mind blowing, but I thought he managed the game pretty efficiently, at least to the extent the game plan allowed. Jacksonville routinely swung Reggie Nelson to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Javon</span> Walker's side, which more or less <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">eliminated</span> his effectiveness, but Cutler forced things less than usual. He's still going to make some (wince) <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Favre</span>-like throws, both good and bad. </div></li><li><div align="justify"><strong>Elvis <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Dumervil</span></strong>. 4 tackles and 2 sacks, including one that forced a fumble. </div></li><li><div align="justify"><strong>Nick Ferguson</strong>. Weird, huh? But he tallied 9 tackles and a huge fumble recovery, so for now he's not a whammy! It's not exactly ideal that our leading tackler comes from the secondary, but that's not really his fault. That said- I don't expect to see him back in this space much.</div></li></ul><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">WHAMMIES OF THE WEEK:</span></strong></p><ul><li><div align="justify"><strong>Daniel Graham</strong>. Since day one, I've been preaching to get the ball to your money guys in money situations. for once, we did that, and Graham dropped the ball, plain and simple. He's had little to no impact in the passing game thus far, but there's no excuse. </div></li><li><div align="justify"><strong>Mike <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Shanahan</span></strong>. Challenged <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Hixon's</span> fumble on a completely <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">unwinable</span> challenge (I'm not even arguing that the call was right or wrong. the fact is, there was zero percent chance that the call gets overturned). <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Shanahan</span> has always had a penchant for doing this, whether it be something like this, or challenging the spot of the ball when it's still 3rd and 3. Then Denver came out on 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">th</span> down at the goal line, out of a time out, and ran a... QB sneak? Jacksonville has a huge front line, even without John Henderson. Denver has a quick offensive line. We responded by running into the teeth of that line with a QB. Brilliant. Once again, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Shanahan</span> was pretty much <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">outcoached</span>.</div></li><li><div align="justify"><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Domenik</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Hixon</span></strong>. Man does this guy suck. He sucked before, when all he did is run in a straight line and get tackled at the 23, but now he's fumbling as well. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Shanahan</span> always drafts guys like this at receiver- small college guys who are around 6-2. He does it because he doesn't think the little guys can block in the run game. At least he still better than Darius Watts! Would it really hurt to throw a tryout at a guy like Jeremy Bloom for a week? give him the Stephen Alexander Memorial Rotating Roster Spot and see what happens. I doubt it could be much worse. </div></li></ul><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">STOP!</span></strong></p><p align="justify">You'll notice that I didn't rip into <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Shanahan</span> for the 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">th</span> and 5 call. I actually kind of liked it. Graham should have caught the ball, we didn't have any timeouts, and our run defense was getting shredded by Taylor and Garrard. Given the circumstances, I didn't really see a downside. </p>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-79955286693197220562007-09-21T14:13:00.000-07:002007-09-21T14:17:03.464-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/when-fish-fight-back-theres-really.html">When Fish Fight Back</a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UknIpBG0YxY" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></div><div align="center"></div><div align="justify">There's really nothing going on, so here's a video of a fish nailing some dude in the dork. It's the funniest thing you have ever seen, if you're extremely sophomoric. I sure am. Do you see what you get when you fuck with a fish? Pain, MoFo!</div>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-31735556367611628922007-09-18T16:16:00.000-07:002007-09-18T16:20:26.038-07:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/offered-with-no-further-commentary.html">Offered With No Further Commentary</a></span></strong></div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111687785675285250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQx2glpL2bcVWgK_WewyjLFs8_P_7zWzEn0Og11S9WMclz9q05KjBiMZWJZ1FuUdnSjO5rT7GxOFWirejRz6d-QLUIpJPc1Yd3H3mUB5SNaHaQ_tlNss5Kln6k_ckvlkeEDpnH/s400/1390075556_6fc7057d15.jpg" border="0" /><br /><em>*thanks to edsbs.com</em>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-78724822302752624372007-09-18T09:53:00.000-07:002007-09-18T09:58:54.298-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/chuck-norris-apparently-champs.html">Champ Bailey > Chuck Norris</a></strong></span></div><div align="center"></div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111589486758781682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM6Rl086OuCl1hHT1Ot6YELDXMF0Sf1RB1PwaMsVw67f_ea3MCTlLqTUbL0YqfDcYNtQYFtb-SXbeDDpezBLez9OCHeKRdIaTT1IfaVMNNDf1HmyX7B3QVbaxO81swisTOO02e/s400/champ+owns+you.jpg" border="0" /><br />Apparently Champ's Wikipedia entry has become a breeding ground for some Chuck Norris style jokes. Here they are:<br /><br />The saddest moment for a wide receiver is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Champ Bailey is.<br />T-Mobile has been in contact with Champ Bailey to provide their nationwide coverage.<br />The movie "Catch me if you can" would have been a hell of a lot shorter if Champ Bailey was in it.<br />Barry Bonds tested positive for Champ Bailey.<br />On the seventh day, God rested and turned on the football game. He saw Champ Bailey and said, "Dear Me, what have I done!?"<br />Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his life. Champ Bailey calls this "any given Sunday."<br />Champ Bailey has been banned from selecting in the NFL Draft... because he picks everyone.<br />Every player that has ever caught a pass over Champ Bailey is now under official investigation by the NFL for performance-enhancing drugs.<br />All stop signs will be replaced with a cardboard cutout of Champ Bailey.<br />When Champ Bailey goes to bed, his blankets don't cover him. He covers his blankets.<br />Champ Bailey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Champ Bailey.<br />The only thing Champ Bailey can't do is work in law enforcement. He refuses to undercover.<br />Glue is made from Champ Bailey's sweat.<br />Champ Bailey isn't black, he is a shadow.<br />Champ Bailey's football jersey has been issued to all US soldiers overseas to be worn as a bullet proof vest.<br />Champ Bailey decided to sell his urine. The product is called Red Bull.<br />Champ Bailey is the reason why Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide.<br />Ninjas are Champ Bailey in training.<br />The next edition of Madden NFL will feature five difficulties: Rookie, Pro, All-Pro, All-Madden, and Champ Bailey.<br />Champ Bailey does not wear pads to protect himself, he wears them to protect others.<br />CB doesn't stand for cornerback, it stands for Champ Bailey.<br />Three-quarters of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Champ Bailey.<br /><br /><br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">*thanks to Burke</span></em>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38890816.post-28450270839043848282007-09-17T17:41:00.000-07:002007-09-18T09:30:46.387-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><a href="http://bmnw-stop.blogspot.com/2007/09/some-guy-talks-to-some-other-guy-todays.html">Some Guy Talks To Some Other Guy</a></strong></span></div><div align="justify"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3P8_Pob5nF4km5dj_D97id-lGFCD92vQm0er90capUHlelmy7Qe5S8ZFZ3yzTXnZ0UTblYfi7vdXv5fyYEKSryekUQQ2M8wfwv1maTDa-mab8JykoGRS3Rf0YgT6tdERzu4rj/s1600-h/Danny_Kanell.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111581004198372066" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3P8_Pob5nF4km5dj_D97id-lGFCD92vQm0er90capUHlelmy7Qe5S8ZFZ3yzTXnZ0UTblYfi7vdXv5fyYEKSryekUQQ2M8wfwv1maTDa-mab8JykoGRS3Rf0YgT6tdERzu4rj/s400/Danny_Kanell.jpg" border="0" /></a>Today's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Foxsports</span>.com features an <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7236744">Alex <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Marvez</span> interview of Danny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Kanell</span></a>. I vaguely remember <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Marvez</span> from when he was a Denver beat writer, and only slightly-less-vaguely remember Danny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Kanell</span> from when he was a Denver quarterback. Anyway, Danny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Kanell</span> still has his playbook and talks a little bit about it. He basically says what every NFL fan already knows: Mike <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Shanahan</span> has a good system/ zone blocking/ blah blah blah. It's exactly what you would expect from a Danny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Kanell</span> interview= functional but forgettable. </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Ex athletes should only give interviews of the shocking expose variety. Is anyone really interested in hearing Danny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Kanell</span> profess his love for the slant route coming from a three receiver set? If it doesn't involve you and Micah <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Knorr</span> doubling up on Michelle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Tafoya</span> after catching her expressing a desire for 2 forgettable white guys after a tough Sunday night game against the Raiders, just keep it to yourself. <em>(also acceptable would be Patrick <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Hape</span> in place of Micah <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Knorr</span>)<br /></em></div>----------------<br />Now playing: <a title="'Swizz Beatz - Top Down' - open on FoxyTunes Planet" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/swizz+beatz/track/top+down">Swizz <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Beatz</span> - Top Down</a><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,153,153)">via <a title="FoxyTunes - Web of music at your fingertips" style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)" href="http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">FoxyTunes</span></a></span>Hallux Valgushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02497630581884500677noreply@blogger.com0